Auction a Record

I’ve gotta record for sale here, who’ll give me one-dollar, one-dolla-one-one dolla one-HERE now gimme-two-two-two dolla-two SOLD!, for two dollars! It’s National Auctioneers Day! Talk like an auctioneer and sell something to your friends. I pretended to auction a record, because it’s National Record Store Day! If you can still find one, visit it!

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