Category: Jokes for Kids

What kind of sandwich do pigs eat?

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Answer:  Huge gigantic ones, because they eat like pigs.  Ha ha he haw ha ha ha ha ha.

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Knock Knock

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Who is there

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Ma Ma

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Ma Ma Who?

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What?  You don’t know your own Ma Ma?  Ha!  That is so funny that I went pee in my pants. Ha Ha!

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Knock Knock?

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Who is there?

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Salami?

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Sal ami Who?

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Salami is going to get you when you are sleeping tonight.

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What is a Cat’s favorite food?

Answer:  Cat food.  Ha Ha Ha, who would have thought that?

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How many elephants can fit into one school bus?

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Answer! Zero, elephants don’t go to school, instead, they walk around in the jungle and urinate on trees and make poops so big that it could fill a 5 gallon bucket.  Ha ha.

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