Talk at 78 RPM

I’ve gotta record for sale here who’ll give me 1 dollar 1-dolla 1 dolla 1 here now gimme 2 2 2 dolla-two SOLD! For $2! It’s Auctioneers Day! Talk like an auctioneer and sell something to your friends. I pretended to auction a record, because it’s also Record Store Day! If you can still find one, visit it!